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Spam kann auch bitterböse-lustig sein….

Zuletzt aktualisiert am 5. August 2017 um 15:17

Das habe ich per E-Mail von einem wohl arg republikanisch vertrumpten Spammer aus den USA bekommen. Weil’s so schön ist, dennoch hier:

From Moses to Obama:

Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel “ pick up your shovel, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the promised land „.

Nearly 75 years ago, Roosevelt said, „Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a camel, this is the promised land“.

Now Obama has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of camels, and mortgaged the promised land!

Furthermore, I was so depressed last night thinking about Health Care Plans, the economy, the wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc…. I called Lifeline, the suicide help line. Got a call center inPakistan . I told them I was suicidal.

They all got excited and asked if I could drive a truck….

Von Robert B Fishman

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